1. WHY YOUR WEB DESIGN IS SO CRAPPY?
If my web design is so crappy it's because I'm not a Web Designer Sensei. I teach a lot, but not web design. And I'm reeeeeally poor at that, so don't blame me.


2. HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN CUTE?
Ask my mom :D


3. HOW CAN I LET THE GIRL I LIKE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?
Ask Hermione :P